To the lady at Burgerville:
No. I'm sorry, um, I'm asking if you are selling peanut butter dog treats.
What? I didn't ask if you asked the owners for permission before giving them to the dogs. I asked if you're selling peanut-contaminated items in your restaurant.
No, no, I don't care that you're not selling them, you're giving them away. That's lovely of ya'll, but I'm concerned about the fact that you have something with peanuts in your restaurant.
I realize that they're "all natural" and "organic." I can die just as easily if my food touches "regular" peanut butter dog treats too.
What? We already covered the 'asking for permission before giving it to the dog.'
You clearly don't understand that peanut allergies are often of the sensitivity that microscopic amounts can KILL. PEOPLE.
No, the information isn't in your magical notebook of allergy info. Because, see, someone in your restaurant decided that since it's FOR DOGS it didn't need to be in there.
I understand they're organic.
(Loop 3 times, hang up, smash head against desk repeatedly.)